I thought the best way to represent a Peter Molydeux racing game is by text adventure.
Sorry, I only have a Mac build available. Talk to Keith of Mousechief Games if you want to see a PC or Linux port (it runs on Python).
"Pure gold!" -- The Escapist
"Racing game where you only have 2 speeds. 0MPH and 10,000 MPH. Did you just run over a little child? who knows? how does that make you feel?"
Lou Huang, Keith Nemitz (engine)